Crimes Against Humanity

The headline in today's Haaretz reads: "Rightists Say Evacuation Is A 'Crime Against Humanity'"

So, since we've gotten to the point where we can trivialize the most horrid accusation civilization can think of, usually saved for genocide, I've decided to add some things to the list.

I'm joining the Rightists. What the heck. They're a small minority and yet they seem to be above the law and run circles around every ounce of democracy, so they must have the correct idea. Therefore I'm telling you, and I truly believe it to be true...that...

The last speeding ticket I got is a crime against humanity.

WELL IT'S TRUE!!

And while we're at it...paying forty shekels for a movie is a crime against humanity! And those damn intermissions we have here in the movies. Talk about crimes against humanity!!

Have you ever stood close to an ultra-religious gentleman (Haredi) wearing a long black coat on a hot August day and had to inhale? That smell is definitely a crime against humanity.

Oh! What?! Like I'm the first person to have thought it?

We all have a list. We should all use it. And make sure you list them all as crimes against humanity.

That way we can all be as blatantly stupid as those Rightists. It's fun!

Ask 'em.


Charley