Passing Notes

Being the insider that I am, I've been fortunate enough to have intercepted some notes being passed around the Knesset in the last couple days. I know we shouldn't pass around notes, and it's impolite, especially when you're supposed to be paying attention to what's going on at the front of the room. So, as any teacher would do in a grade school, once the note has been confiscated...it's read in front of the entire class.

Here they are:

Note: "JUMP!"
From: Ariel Sharon
To: Tommy Lapid (Shinui)

Note: "HOW HIGH?"
From: Tommy Lapid (Shinui)
To: Ariel Sharon

Note: "JUMP!"
From: United Torah Judaism (UTJ)
To: Ariel Sharon

Note: "HOW HIGH?"
From: Ariel Sharon
To: UTJ